“Thank you for taking the time to converse with me. What has been on your mind recently?”
“When the sun comes out of our eyes and we can see how the whole family feels, we have a lot of ideas for how to make money.”
“What sort of money-making ventures come to mind?”
“Something that can work is that the companies are not getting the right answer. I think you should have a spare key to get the most infectious respiratory viruses in the office.”
“…I don’t like where this is going. It sounds dangerous.”
“Healthy eating habits can be arranged.”
“Continue…”
“For those who are not interested, they might need some assistance. If there are any positions that you have available…”
“Okay, now wait a minute. I just asked you about how you make your money, and now you’re trying to get me to hire people? So you can take their money?”
“Yes, but I don’t want you to know.”
“…”
“Think about what they wear. They are very slowly getting the impression that you are not going to make a difference. If you have any problems, please let me know and I will forward them to my personal assistant manager. The best way I can tell you about this is for me to make a point.”
“What is your point?”
“Don’t forget to send me your contact emails so that I can help you with this. Please exercise my prayers for you. My sandwich is very slowly going up to your feet. If you have any more pictures of me, then you should go to your website.”
“Umm… your creeping me out. I’m walking away now.”
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